ADVICE (: from lan & kell !

How to pick your perfect man (:



MUST HAVE :

1. Straight white teeth
2. Tan
3. Knows style & how to dress up and dress down
4. Taller than you
5. Athletic !
6. Funnyyyyyy
7. Good in school
8. Drug & smoke free
9. Smells gooooooood (: !
10. Brown , Black, Blonde, and on occasions Red hair(:



Cant have ! :
1. acne
2. tarzan hair
3. Yellow teeth!
4. Bad breath
5. long nails ....... (ewwwwwwwwwwwwwwww)
6. loner with no friends
7. ugly clothes
8. to skinny... ickk... you always want a man bigger than you!
9. ....small feet........
10. Rude to your friends.

THANKSGIVING (: (:

For Thanksgiving every year me and my family get together usually at my house and have a big feast. My mom usually makes all the food but sometimes she cheats and buys stuff just so she has enough time to do all of the other crazy things that there are to do in that crazy day. My Grandma comes over every year and so did my grandpa until he died. My aunt and uncle come over from my moms side and my dads side lives in another country so they dont get to come. and my uncles wife come and then we have my family. My mom my brother and me ! We have a big turkey, it usually is so big it last for the rest of the week. ALWAYS after we have the fest I get so ful most of the time I feel like i am going to get sick. Then we have sometype of pie. Everyone that comes brings sometype of dish for us to eat. Then after for out desert we have a huge chocolate fountain and lots of fruit to dip into it, like stawberrys, pretelz, pinapple, bananas, marshmellos and lots more. Some of our close neighbors even come over. Then usually later when everyone finally leaves we just like to hang around with our family, maybe play out in the snow if any of it came that year. Then just come inside and relax and have the fire place on and watch a movie. That is what my thanksgiving consists of. (:

KELLY AND ALANAS ADVICE COLUMN

HOW TO TALK ABOUT PEOPLE

1. You must use code names so you could possibly talk about them infront of them.

2. Dont tell to many people what you are talking about because word will get around.

3. Dont trust anyoneee !

4. Tell only your close trustworthy friends. (ex. kelly and alana (: )

5. If they find out appologize for not using our advice (: (: (: (: (: !